Hi,
Some of you may remember ... I was sitting watching TV, when I heard a "trump" type noise outside, looked out the window, saw Barbara's SAAB parked sideways across the road.
I later learned that she had arrived home, and parked (facing the wrong way) behind my lovely Disco (facing the right way). She climbed out of the SAAB, and decided it was parked too far from the kerb. So she climbed back in (didn't close the door), and started the engine.
SAABs must be in reverse gear, in order to remove the ignition key. She accepts that she must not have selected neutral before turning the key (nor closing the driver's door).
SAAB runs amok, high revs, despite neither fo by front of front wingot being on any pedal. SAAB heads for my Disco. Barbara spins steering wheel to avoid it. Driver's door on SAAB stilll open, hits the Disco in the head lamp, folding the SAAB door back against the front wing, followed the front of the SAAB wing hitting my Disco.
SAAB continues across the road, reverses into Ford Transit van that was parked on other side of the road, pushing the front end against the kerb, bending the front wheel, and making the "trump" noise as the tyre deflated.
Quite impressive score ... three vehicles written off, in about 15 to 20 feet, from a standing start in reverse.
LV were wonderful.
"What happened?" they asked.
"I turned the key, and the car ran amok!"Within an hour, both our wrecks had been collected, and a courtesy car had been delivered. No documentation required, insurance payout received soon after. I had said that I wished to claim my losses from Barbara, and LV knew immediately why ... no sense in us both losing our No Claims. We didn't enquire too deeply into how the Transit driver got on.
Interestingly, Barbara's Hyundai cannot be started unless one's foot is on the clutch. Not difficult to arrange on a Series, just insert an oil pressure switch into brake hydraulics, to connect a starter solenoid to the starter button.
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