This has to be the dullest thread in a long time...🙄
Hi Kev,
I apologise! On the other hand, there is no obligation on you to read it. I'll try to stop soon.
Some months ago, our black bin was not emptied. I assumed I had put it out too late, and missed the automatic bin emptying lorry. I won't go into what was in the black bags, lets just say it was "clinical waste" .... and the bin was brimming ... lid wouldn't close ... a normal week. Barbara phoned the LA to ask what time the bin would be emptied the following week.
"We don't empty black bins any more!"
By this time the local vermin .... squirrels, rats, magpies, etc ... had broken into the bags, closely followed by flies. When I lifted the bags out of the bin, the bottom was covered with maggots. Half a bottle of disinfectant required to drown them.
Somehow (memory fades) I came to believe that the black bins did not belong to the LA. I bought myself a new black bin .... £80 from Ebay. Both bins are needed, so that the lids can be closed securely. They are kept by the front door, blocking the garage door, as that is the closest convenient spot to the bedroom.
Come "Bin Day", Barbara's Care Workers have to remove the black bags (heavy! 25kg each?) and carry them down to the front gate ... after which we can lie in bed and watch the bags being attacked by magpies, until they are collected by a couple of strapping lads. I understand that we can apply to have the bags collected from their normal storage point (outside the garage), but not if they are still in the bins. I can feel a crusade coming over me.
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PS, Still fighting against oppression .... some years ago we applied for a grant from our South Wales LA. The application had to be signed by both Barbara and Myself, and returned by Friday. Barbara was on a course in Cardington that week, and would not be home till late.
Whatever, she signed the form, and I took it round to the Mayor's house. His Worship was in his bath, but he did endorse the envelope that he knew that I was going to deliver it to the town hall that evening.
No letter box at town hall, but there was a security guard lurking in the foyer, who accepted the envelope.
His Worship received a phone call on Monday morning, asking for an explanation. We received the grant.
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