One doesn't have to be a geek.....
Hi,
Patronising?
My father, foreman-toolmaker at the Ford body factory on Croydon Aerodrome left school at 12, with no qualifications. Both FORD DAGENHAM and FORD AMERICA tried to persuade him to move into their realms, but Mum wasn't having it.
Dad came to an agreement with the drawing office. They would provide him with a drawing of the item the tool was to make. He would make the tool, and the drawing office would then draw that tool.
During an argument with Works Manager (who was claiming that particular job was easy) Dad pointed out that he could demonstrate that playing a piano was easy too, but the Works Manager would still be unable to play a piano. Nobody taught Dad how to play a piano, but if he heard a tune, he could play it.
Does anybody remember seeing a huge stainless steel structure in the middle of the Elephant and Castle roundabout (South London)? Dad made the press-tools, out of Araldite, un-paid overtime, on a Sunday morning. The Works Manager commented "You'll know how to do it quicker, next time!"
Back on topic! I do own a mobile phone. I have never used a mobile phone. I find the keys to small for my non-dextrous fingers, and my hearing is not good on any telephone.
At DVLC, I was given the job of merging two huge programs (I'd tell you what they were intended to achieve, but then I'd have to kill you) ... and was then just left to get on with it. Eventually I produced a workable program, running to about 2000 punch cards. I'd arranged for the COBOL program to crack it's own dumps, and tell me about it in plain English. A couple of years later, I met my Manager in a pub. "A clever bit of programing, that!" was his only comment.
My team of ladies have just arrived to shower me.
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